Taste and Smell
Taste Test Good Mythical Morning, Link Youtube, Pumpkin .. Tattoo Here! - YouTube". Rhett and Link smell 40 years old ham & eggs x NOT a good smell. GMM R “Hey, everybody's got taste buds on their back. I would only drink coke, and I mean that in the southern sense of any soda. We're gonna be tasting "Humboldt Fog", which is goat's milk cheese >From Humboldt County, California -Aroma -It has a nice smell Oh, it doesn't smell bad.
It's hitting me in so many places! And I'm enjoying every one of 'em! Mmm -about the Torta del Casar: I know that's sheep Actually, I don't -I mean, I'm using— -I don't think that's sheep, because— I'm using reason, but I don't feel confident in any of my reasons I don't think that I'm going to like sheep And I really like that What you got against sheep?
I don't eat them! I appreciate the sheep, and what they offer I am believing that this has got 70's written all over it Which is a portmanteau of two other cheeses, I'm told Gorgonzola and Cambodia cheese Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The Cambodia cheese is one of my favorites! Okay, we have anotherpudding-y cheese It looks like cheese goop encased in, like, some sort of heinous bread It does look like a big ol' like -It's very moist on the outside -biscuit-ish type thing, doesn't it?
Link, you're gonna have a tough time It's like adhesive -It looks like adhesive, and it smells -It's caulk! Link and Crew laugh trucker accent "Wouldn't be the first time! Rhett clapping I don't wanna be on the Cheese Board Oh my goodness! You sure thats okay? And that animal doesn't moo I do feel you there I think that this one is the Torta, but I've already selected the Torta However, we are gonna have the opportunity to change at the end, so I'm not gonna panic I could see somebodyif you had a bad relationship with Rachel You could name the cheese this 'Cause like, "Man, she was so specific And she was everytime -"She was very sheepish" — I'd hang out with her" I'm gonna go with Rachel here But you know you—you think youooh!
Looky here people, another cheese on another board -I'm still tasting that one -Bleh Which I'm calling Rachel I think I'm wrong, but I'm still tasting Rachel Now, um this cheese does not look well It's got like, some white moldiness Eugh Ooh, it's soft That one gets you right in the nose -This doesn't smell bad to me at all! No, I think it's because I got a little of that crazy edge Do you not get edge?
I didn't get edge Let me get another one that has edge, and smell it Yeah, that's a little high-smelling I was so confident — when I was starting — but I've lose all confidence in my choices -Yeah, this is— -My brain is cheesed out, right now Let's just go on a cheese trip here, though All right, go on -Nuh-uh -Ew No sir Guys, this is getting bad! Don't wanna ride this train First time I went to Sundance I met a French woman whose breath smelled like this Rhett and crew laugh -You remember her?
All right, look what we have here This one's got, like, some mold ribboning in it [Rhett] Mold ribboning is the official name! But I mean, you can see that that's like blue cheese ribbons But I like blue cheese, but sometimes it can be a little strooong Oh, woah, look at that And then this right hereI'll take the part you left behind, which— that's got a good ribbon in it Mmm R: That's good, and I know it's something else that I've already selected Eugh! I don't like blue cheese at all, and it's like— it's like making me not wanna breathe -It's really blue cheesy -So confused All right, so, the only one I have left is the EpoisseS So I'm going to put the Epoisse S right here Now at this point, what we've decided to do is We—we're gonna ask Stevie to tell us how many each of us have right And then we're gonna have an opportunity to do some switch-a-roo-ny Inspired by whatever that game is called in "The Price is Right" So Okay, so Stevie, how many do I have right?
Rhett clapping -We gotta do some switchin' around! I know the first thing that I wanna do is: It's that simple Oh! You made the same move that I'm about to make Well, I think that's clear to me It's just so— this one is a little bit of a blue thing too, but this one feels like it has a little bit more of, uhm, this has like a goat Um, I only got two right, so I have to switch something else Well you know what? This one had a floral See, now—I don'tThe problem is that we're gonna be matching too many now Because I definitely feel like, the Torta is on the crazy one, 'cos it was so nuts And this one feels like, "Oh Rachel, she's so sweet I had such a good time with Rachel!
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I could have very well just undid what I had right So my epoisses"Smear-ripened in the local pomace brandy" -What looks smear-ripened in Brandy? Just for—just to kinda mix it up here, I'm thinking, I'm gonna switch these two at the last second -I'm gonna move my Hooligan -Ooh, that may have been good Link, -right here -I don't know And that is my final answer The results are being tabulated We've tried very hard -Let's see -Who's the bigger cheese monger in this business?
That happened to me. Chair dancing with tambourines! That is bad new all around!
Taste and Smell
L "It's like a waterfall of awesome! This goes out to people, including your own children. You realize that, right? The present is it going into my mouth.
Two things at once. I was peeing and applying deodarant at the same time! Must I spell this out? L reading a fan letter "P. Rhett's super cool and Link's kinda girly. It made me feel weird. It was horrible to me, it was nasty.Can You Smell Fear? (EXPERIMENT)
I would only drink coke, and I mean that in the southern sense of any soda. He sicked a bat at her. Get a butter bite. Hey buddy, did you get a butter bite? You gotta get it down. Not even gonna think about it. It would be part of daily routine. Do we need to talk about something? They have genes that make them geniuses. Look at me, guys. Let me go out there and do my Michael Jackson and make everybody laugh. Welcome to my mouth. My hints are great. I want you to win.
I want to carve you in a watermelon so bad.
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L "I want you to be happy. R "Let's delve in and dole out. R "You see ladies and gentlemen, when you want to crad, you just have to crad a little bit. This is the greatest thing I've ever had. Hold on, I don't think you guys realize that my life has just changed. This the most amazing thing I've ever eaten. Point me toward the pole. You need the absence of light and you need light at the same time. The world of Shadow Puppet. R "You got hair back there? He's like a bear I saw him at the pool one time.
I adverted my eyes Your mom plucks it. Horseman, they call me Horseman. It's not a wig. Wigs are for sad people. L "I should be a catwoman, a cat lady. It makes me wonder.
R "And kids, this is the lesson: Get white pants and get someone to dye them any color you want them so you can shake your booty in 'em and put it up against a spinning wheel. Come on, live a little bit! I want sprinkled pants or fried brim, and I want it in the next half hour. Can you make that happen for me?
I'm here for you, man. Just pile it up high. Call me Chester, Chester Drawers. Yeah, Schwa-schwa's been sending me lots of texts. I'm thinking about going out with him and Dillion at the same time and you can't do anything about it 'cause I'm a strong independent woman.
I mean, if you're gonna escape from prison or you're gonna rob a Paesan Pizza, you gotta put Crisco all over yourself. R "Well, if you're duck-sucked, a lot of the time, you get duck-stuck. And then right after I got duck-sucked, I got duck-stuck.
Any theme park in the world, if you wanna put us on the loop-de-loop-" L "Us? L misreading a fan letter "I love you guys like this presents. Me make more fire! Me got heavy eyebrow ridge. Put a field in front of them and you will enjoy soccer for days! I look at all your tweets, son! L "But, how did I make babies?
Free ten day trial. You just go down into the description all by your lonesome. Just have a little description time. Just kidding, I love it. R "If I've learned anything, if you squeeze anything hard enough, you get some milk out of it. Someone who likes the smell of cat urine. Hold on, let me download it. I am essentially fathering your children!
Smells like something been in a crockpot to me! Met we just Rhett. You could be arrested for that.
He would not shake hands. This is why, despite my better judgement, I keep going back to the Sizzler. Did you think that was going to be difficult?
I mean, Christy and the door were in between me and him! Zork is a really bad word. We gotta get one of those. We could be post-humans delivering mail, like, shooting it out of our mouth, however you want it to happen! I just came up with that.
Put that on a t-shirt! R "You gotta create another rectum. And the other hand is nuggets pop out of the palm, right? He got the blue cheese upgrade. I gotta hire them! I should have done that!
R "Every year, I dress up like Santa and I give out beans and franks cookies. This question has been. Good to meet you! He will eat you alive. We will never forget you. Now projecting his face of the side of houses. What is up with that?! You can imagine what that joke would be.
Maybe around the iron core of the earth when I get that out!
Wrap a little bit of Russia around it. We should start a GoFundMe campaign, or at least a Kickstarter. We would like to MRI a polar bear. Putin is on board! Get ready for it, guys! Let me donkey lip this. I plan on being, pregnatizing myself. I gotta do some research. I need that pregnancy glow. Blend it and make it splendid.
Farmers Only dot com! He found it from the invisibility cloak, man!
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